Once upon a time there was door that was crafted by the Master Maker who was the most powerful Witch in Amorthia. The door was extremely enchanted as it was made from the fallen branches of the Demor Tree which was a powerful tree. The Demor Tree's roots ran right to the core of the earth and therefor the tree itself was invincible to purposeful harm. It's was not an immortal tree though. However it had long life and was well over 10 trillion years old. Though you would not know it. It's branches would shed in wind and rain and it's leaves would fall come autumn. But no woods man's axe could chop it down. No burrowing bugs could penetrate it's bark. No woodland creature could gnaw it down. Only the wisest of the wise could find the tree for it was hidden in a vail of mist and fog in a valley so deep no one dare enter. The Master Maker had long lived in the mists of Demor Valley where the mystic tree had hidden itself instructing and asking the earth around it to form in very specific ways it had artfully crafted itself sanctuary from the world. The master Maker had learned tree speak: it had taken her 300 years to learn the complicated language but it was now like talking in her native tongue. She had sat in the forest day and night. Listening. Only listening. She lived off of dew and berries but barely ate. Only listened. When she finally heard the speak of trees she was a mere 24. Now being 336 she had learned the entire language. The trees in those years lead her to the Demor Tree. Giving her directions as she went. As she had often heard them pray to it as she sat. All trees all over the world point to the Demor Tree with their strongest branch and longest root. As she walked through the mists the fog and air become thicker and riper with must. The smell of moss and old earth filled her nose. She could feel her body being pulled by a force unseen and warm and she could hear a voice of a tree that sounded like no other tree. As the voice got louder and louder she could feel her body morphing. Her skin was toughing to bark and her arms started to rise up; her feet were rooting with each step and her mouth become silent. Her lungs stopped breathing and her whole body eventually froze. Not until she was right beside the Demor Tree did she free completely. Her roots wrapped around the roots of the Demor Tree and they bonded for 20 years. In that time the Demore tree taught her earth majick so powerful that no other force could stop her from the task Demor Tree had for her to do. This was the most important bonding of human and planet ever to occur in a trillion years for it would save the world of the humans. The Demor Tree taught the Master Maker how to craft a door that when passed through by anything: enlightenment would be achieved. But there was a catch. The door must be passed through many times and when it is those that have passed through it would come out the other side as something on this planet other than a human each time until a perspective was given from every point of view. When a perspective of every being on earth had been achieved the last passing would be into that of total oneness and perfection. The other catch is that the door would have to be hidden in a place so safe that only a human could find it. Only the Master Maker could decide where to put the door once she was done crafting it. The Demor Tree shed many of it's dead branches that year and the Master Maker collected them to craft the door. Vigilantly the Master Maker worked at creating this door. It was a sight to behold even in it's unfinished state. It took 50 more years to create it but when it was done it was magnificent. So the Master Maker sat in front of the door and listened to the trees speak to her from all over the planet. They told her the most perfect place to hide the door. So with that she started casting the powerful majick the Demor Tree had taught her while they were root bound together for 20 years Wih that light and air and earth and fire swirled around the door. It was amazing and as it did the door disappeared or so it seemed. The door had been set to the earth in the wind and with the first breath of laughter each human would take in the door. This is where it would set deep into the heart of the laughing child and it was only through sitting in quiet joy with a blissful smile would any human find the door. In this stillness and quiet ecstasy when the Demor Door of Enlightenment was found the breathe would leave through the smiling human and the door would appear in front of them for them to pass through. It was then that the human would have a choice to walk through it and find enlightenment. Once they had passed through and become a different being they would have to listen to the trees to tell them where to find the door next. The secret to finding the door and if a being did not obey the trees teachings they would never find the door again. and wonder a ghost forever on earth dead. This process was very long but it did have an end. For even the trillion years of the Demor Trees life was a small time in comparison to the earths life and the universe's life in which the earth resided. Many humans have found the Demor Door of Enlightenment the Master Maker made from the Demor Tree's branches and wisely walked through. These souls have passed through the door many, many times. They have watched the earth change through many eyes. These lives do not scare them any longer and each time they pass through the Demor Door they become closer to Enlightenment. Each time they must be reminded to listen to the wisdom of the trees closely or they will not find enlightenment from the Demor Door and wonder as ghosts dead forever. So they must pass through the Door until they are human again. Which considering how many beings are on this planet would take a very long time. Many more trillions of years. Even then those trillions of years will only seem a blink for the indestructible Demor Door is a door to infinite enlightenment. A never ending. Thus it is the job of the trees to enlighten the world. So the Master Maker roams about in a 3000 year old body that looks 24 reminding the animals, bugs, viruses, fish and birds to listen to the tree with pure hearts. For only they have connected us tighter than computers. For only plants have connected the entire earth and every being on it to one another. Only tree's allow us to breathe and smile with blissful ecstasy and quiet joy. So the Demor Tree and the Demor Door of Enlightenment are human's most sacred hope and love and should be revered as God's and Goddess's that will save us from death.
There is no denying the epic nature of these breasts.
Panther Puma whatever you want to call it I call it amazing.
It's how I roll.
Curl up with a good book.
Now my potion will be complete.
Jockin' my style CLEARLY!
So basically lately the only thing out of my mouth is how much I hate life. This is due to the cold weather giving me cabin fever and my lack of sex life since my shoulder operation. I think Haley's comet went by the last time I had any good sex. But other things have been kiboshed since 2007 too. Such as my music and biking. I have really just about given up. And that isn't like me. It really isn't. I try so hard all the time to do the right thing and be a good person and go with the flow. It's been so hard. But the gods of Rock and Roll are smiling on me again. I think they see my fight is all but gone and that I am about willing to hang myself. The only fight I have in me anymore seems to be for other people. I can seem to muster anything for myself anymore. I feel like everytime I have I have been slapped back like I am being greedy for wanting to be able to pay my bills and rent and food all at the same time. Like the holy sacredness of the starving artist is being forsaken. I know I can't roll back time to when I was in a successful band. But I can move forward and create a successful me without all those people that really kibosh my plans. I think I have a plan formulating that the Gods have aligned for me. And I am praying that this will pan out and Goddess will grant me a miracle.
I like to think of my self as an optimistic idealist with a hatred of societies lack of MY vision.
It's always good to be passionate about something even the little things.
I am trying to figure out who's eyes are bigger the above bush baby's or Jared Leto's who could easily pass for anime in real life.
The poo this Winnie will poo will be epic.
I am clearly fucking fabulous at all times. Know this and never question it.
If I were a box person I would be this box person.
Jared Leto took this picture and clearly its the best picture of the best bike in the best world.
Purple roses are given to a loved one who you have fallen in love with at first site.
This is an amazing drawing of me by my dwarf wife Nicole.
Me and Jared Leto in a few more years. I SWEAR.
Well it's a good fucking thing this is the truth. Cuz I sure as hell am waddling to the gym when I am done this stupid blog.
Its very important to teach children at a young age that exercise is important so they can be a size zero and fabulous. ;)
This is the story of my life. Beating off the sexy people with a stick because they want my unicorn lovin'. I am glad I have finally found someone who relates to my pain.
Jared Leto is my muse. Every time I am around him it's like star light and angels and I get filled with inspiration from him. It makes me feel wonderful, tingly, hopeful, frisky, flirty and like screaming at the sun naked in the desert.
1 tsp of ground flax seed
1 tsp of ginger powder
1 tsp spurlaina
1 ampule of ginseng
3 strawberries
hand full of blueberries
Pineapple Juice (fill your fave glass to 3/4 full and pour onto ingredients)
Blend in blender, pour back into fave glass (which should not be totally full) and enjoy!
Let it be known I don't hate anything. I just find life far too complicated when it is essentially very simple to live. Suffering sucks don't cause it or revel in it. Yet people will do odd things to others very manipulative things to make themselves feel better about themselves and very out right ignorant hurtful things to simply make others feel terrible on many levels.
I am not unaware of the wonderful things people do to love each other. But even then it is often tainted in some way. One person having to cohorse another into showing affection, one person receiving majority of attention. People saying that one person never does enough for the other to show the love they feel. One person making the other person love them just enough to keep them around so they have someone to make them feel good about themselves when that person falls in love with them and they deny that person their commitment so they will continue to woo and make the other feel special. Power struggles in relationships are pointless hurtful and unwise.
But mostly my distaste for humanity lies in the treatment of animals and the environment. We are rather disgusting. The other night my dear friend Alfred in his sleepy state asked me what was going on in the world and what was wrong with the environment. Which is a flood gate of unbridled information I have.
It has been my honor for years to fight along side mother nature to save her life. But only till the social networks begun did I have the distinct pleasure of aligning with others of my mindset.
Everything we have today that makes our lives comfortable is literally an abomination against the laws of nature. Our ignorant actions have once again brought about our demise as it has with so many human nations prior. However this time. We are taking everything. I MEAN EVERYTHING with us as we die.
I am optimistic though. I am optimistic that humans will understand become enlightened and stop. Stop everything. Hold still. Be calm. Not worry. Work together. Let go. And love.
In the meantime I am going to live in a tree house you are welcome to visit me if your not a complete ass.
