Epic Breasts and Unicorn Tears

There is no denying the epic nature of these breasts.

Panther Puma whatever you want to call it I call it amazing.

It's how I roll.

Curl up with a good book.

Now my potion will be complete.

Jockin' my style CLEARLY!

So basically lately the only thing out of my mouth is how much I hate life. This is due to the cold weather giving me cabin fever and my lack of sex life since my shoulder operation. I think Haley's comet went by the last time I had any good sex. But other things have been kiboshed since 2007 too. Such as my music and biking. I have really just about given up. And that isn't like me. It really isn't. I try so hard all the time to do the right thing and be a good person and go with the flow. It's been so hard. But the gods of Rock and Roll are smiling on me again. I think they see my fight is all but gone and that I am about willing to hang myself. The only fight I have in me anymore seems to be for other people. I can seem to muster anything for myself anymore. I feel like everytime I have I have been slapped back like I am being greedy for wanting to be able to pay my bills and rent and food all at the same time. Like the holy sacredness of the starving artist is being forsaken. I know I can't roll back time to when I was in a successful band. But I can move forward and create a successful me without all those people that really kibosh my plans. I think I have a plan formulating that the Gods have aligned for me. And I am praying that this will pan out and Goddess will grant me a miracle.

Its called procrastination prior to going to the gym.

I like to think of my self as an optimistic idealist with a hatred of societies lack of MY vision.

It's always good to be passionate about something even the little things.

I am trying to figure out who's eyes are bigger the above bush baby's or Jared Leto's who could easily pass for anime in real life.

The poo this Winnie will poo will be epic.

I am clearly fucking fabulous at all times. Know this and never question it.

If I were a box person I would be this box person.

Jared Leto took this picture and clearly its the best picture of the best bike in the best world.

 

Purple roses are given to a loved one who you have fallen in love with at first site.

This is an amazing drawing of me by my dwarf wife Nicole.

Me and Jared Leto in a few more years. I SWEAR.

Well it's a good fucking thing this is the truth. Cuz I sure as hell am waddling to the gym when I am done this stupid blog.

Its very important to teach children at a young age that exercise is important so they can be a size zero and fabulous. ;)

This is the story of my life. Beating off the sexy people with a stick because they want my unicorn lovin'. I am glad I have finally found someone who relates to my pain.

30 Seconds to Mars Concert In Niagara Falls NY Feb 2 2011 and Don't Forget Me when I am Gone written By Angela McEwen

 

                       

                                        Jared Leto is my muse. Every time I am around him it's like star light and angels and I get filled with inspiration from him. It makes me feel wonderful, tingly, hopeful, frisky, flirty and like screaming at the sun naked in the desert.

The Better Tummy Smoothie

1 tsp of ground flax seed
1 tsp of ginger powder
1 tsp spurlaina
1 ampule of ginseng
3 strawberries
hand full of blueberries
Pineapple Juice (fill your fave glass to 3/4 full and pour onto ingredients)
Blend in blender, pour back into fave glass (which should not be totally full) and enjoy!

Let it be known I don't hate anything. I just find life far too complicated when it is essentially very simple to live. Suffering sucks don't cause it or revel in it. Yet people will do odd things to others very manipulative things to make themselves feel better about themselves and very out right ignorant hurtful things to simply make others feel terrible on many levels.

I am not unaware of the wonderful things people do to love each other. But even then it is often tainted in some way. One person having to cohorse another into showing affection, one person receiving majority of attention. People saying that one person never does enough for the other to show the love they feel. One person making the other person love them just enough to keep them around so they have someone to make them feel good about themselves when that person falls in love with them and they deny that person their commitment so they will continue to woo and make the other feel special. Power struggles in relationships are pointless hurtful and unwise.

But mostly my distaste for humanity lies in the treatment of animals and the environment. We are rather disgusting. The other night my dear friend Alfred in his sleepy state asked me what was going on in the world and what was wrong with the environment. Which is a flood gate of unbridled information I have.

It has been my honor for years to fight along side mother nature to save her life. But only till the social networks begun did I have the distinct pleasure of aligning with others of my mindset.

Everything we have today that makes our lives comfortable is literally an abomination against the laws of nature. Our ignorant actions have once again brought about our demise as it has with so many human nations prior. However this time. We are taking everything. I MEAN EVERYTHING with us as we die.

I am optimistic though. I am optimistic that humans will understand become enlightened and stop. Stop everything. Hold still. Be calm. Not worry. Work together. Let go. And love.

In the meantime I am going to live in a tree house you are welcome to visit me if your not a complete ass.